rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via fake-mermaid)

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

(via ibelieveinpenis)

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

Valerie, the first Black female cartoon character on a regular Saturday morning cartoon.

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

Valerie, the first Black female cartoon character on a regular Saturday morning cartoon.

(Source: deliciouslydemure, via sky-senberg)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(Source: doppelgender, via fake-mermaid)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via fake-mermaid)

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: kittenmeats, via taintedlips)

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via fake-mermaid)

fuckitandmovetobritain:

England [16] - South-Western Central England 

-  Shaftesbury, Wherwell, Lacock, Castle Combe, Bath, Avebury, Oxford, Chastleton House, Erlestoke, Bibury

(via emmiemermaid)


ja rule for calvin klein jeans ss 2000.

ja rule for calvin klein jeans ss 2000.

(Source: vl4da, via taintedlips)

You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

Dita Von Teese  (via fawuhn)

(Source: fawun, via ifancytheidea)

perksofahunter:

jamesfactscalvin:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

47 years in Hollywood and several thousand dollars in plastic surgery does that to a person.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. 

(via ibelieveinpenis)

wildflwrchild:

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wildflwrchild:

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(Source: )

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

What’s your wish?

(via smartgirlsattheparty)

(via smartgirlsattheparty)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

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